I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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