Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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