But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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