the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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