How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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