We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Randomize