I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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