Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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