hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
