i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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