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(508): View more from Massachusetts

help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something

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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.

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(516): View more from New York

Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch

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(678): View more from Georgia

Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"

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(510): View more from California

This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success

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(585): View more from New York

I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?

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