He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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