I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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