People with herpes should wear stickers.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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