Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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