why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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