Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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