Porn is love you can see.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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