From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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