I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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