why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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