In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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