after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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