On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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