no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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