no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You made out with two different species that night
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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