you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Semen is not good for contacts.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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