Sponge bath it is.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
