READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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