just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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