When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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