so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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