He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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