you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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