I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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