Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
