I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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