it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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