He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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