I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Randomize
