Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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