question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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