my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
found the other keg... it's in the tree
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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