i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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