I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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