fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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