I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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