Don't you send me to vm
it hurts more in the daytime
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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