You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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