Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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