the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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