1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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