Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's blow job season.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
