normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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