The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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